BREAKING NEWS: Church Burns Porn Films in Blasphemous Rage!
The Associated Press is reporting that a Jacksonville church publicly burned at least a hundred 35mm porn film reels from the ’70s and ’80s found in the projection booth of a 60-year-old drive-in theater.
Christ Anglican Church bought the 13-acre drive-in for a reported $1.4 million after the theater closed earlier this year. Church officials held the “ceremonial burning” and “holy hosedown” on Sunday to cleanse the property, driving out the demonic presence of R. Bolla forever.














