PORN.COM and stockpicks? Ok, so maybe we don’t know much about the stock market but we do know a thing or two about recession-proof industries. That said, while we’re not recommending that you buy any of these stocks (consult your own financial advisor for real advice), PORN.COM thinks that these companies will withstand the coming recession better than their competitors.

WalMart (Ticker Symbol: WMT)
Revamping their stores, logo and image. Well-positioned behemoth that stands to get bigger as the smaller retailers die off during recession.

Disney (Ticker Symbol: DIS)
Kids don’t understand what a recession is. You think parents want to explain it to them?

Campbell’s Soup (CPB)
Who can afford going out to eat anymore? Have a romantic candle-light can food dinner instead.

Walgreen’s (Ticker Symbol: WAG)
Need to fill those prescriptions or pick up some more Rogaine foam? I know just the place.