PORN.COM Visits Amsterdam

PORN.COM is on the road!  This time we’re touring Amsterdam, the original XXX city.  Whether you like the weed or the window-shopping, A’dam has something for everybody’s tastes.

Window-Shopping in Amsterdam's Red Light District

If you go, PORN.COM recommends you visit The Original Bulldog Coffeeshop, the world’s first cannabis cafe which set up shop back in 1975.  There are now, of course, hundreds of coffeeshops scattered throughout  Amsterdam, each serving their own marvelous menu of hash, weed, and magic mushrooms, but The Bulldog was the pioneer and so you should grace it with your presence and have a smoke out of respect.

The Bulldog: The World's First "Coffeeshop"

The Bulldog: The World's First "Coffeeshop"

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Bikini Contest Hotties!!!! Our Florida Trip Cont’d

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21 Out Of 22 Sexy People Agree: PORN.COM Mug Shots Make You Sexier

We’re back from our Internext trip to Hollywood, Florida. Check out some of the super sexy people we saw…


Ms. Sexy & The Twins
Ms. Sexy & The Twins
Sexy Sunny.
The Days Are Always Sunny Kinda Sexy.
That Itsy Bitsy Polka Dot Bikini Kinda Sexy.
That Itsy Bitsy Polka Dot Bikini Kinda Sexy.
Oh My Fucking Lord Sexy!
Oh My Fucking Lord Are You Kidding Me Kinda Sexy

Suffocatingly Sexy.

Suffocatingly Sexy.
World's Biggest Porn Site meet the World's Biggest Black Man.  3% Body Fat Kinda Sexy.
2% Body Fat Kinda Sexy.
  • Take Me Home I Can Fit In Your Carry-On Kinda Sexy
  • Take Me Home I Can Fit In Your Carry-On Kinda Sexy
  • Standing In Cream of Chlamydia Soup Kinda Sexy.
    We’re Standing In Cream of Chlamydia Soup Kinda Sexy.
    Fuck That Other Company I'm Working For Kinda Sexy
    Fuck That Other Company I’m Working For Kinda Sexy
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    UFC fighter Anderson Silva? - New PORN.COM Spokesman?

    A beefed-up Anderson Silva? (perhaps getting ready for another fight as light heavyweight?) was recently spotted at a Hollywood, Florida hotel, wearing a PORN.COM shirt and chatting it up with fans.

    Is the best pound for pound fighter in the world looking for a business partner to help release his rumored sex tape? Or is PORN.COM now an official sponsor of the fighter? Calls to Anderson’s agent were not immediately returned, so the mystery still remains.

    Anderson Silva poses for a picture holding a PORN.COM sign.
    Anderson Silva? poses for a picture holding a PORN.COM sign.
    Anderson Silva smiles for that camera.
    Anderson Silva? smiling for the camera.
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    PORN.COM to appear at Internext Summer Forum

    PORN.COM to appear at the Internext Summer Forum in Hollywood, Florida from August 8-10.

    Stop by our cabana for some drinks and mingle with the dudes behind PORN.COM. Say you saw this blog post, and maybe even get a killer deal on a PORN.COM membership!!!

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    Exercise in a Pill?

    If you’re like us, masturbation is the only cardio workout you get. So you can imagine how thrilled we were to learn of a new drug that scientists are claiming is like exercise in a pill. The drug is called AICAR, and it mimics aerobic exercise by stimulating muscles to remove sugar from the blood, boosting endurance. Now you can sit on your ass, log on to PORN.COM, pop a pill, have a marathon jack off session…and lose weight! Life is so fucking good.

    Only problem is, this drug hasn’t been researched on humans and is still a good 3-5 years away from coming to the market (if it makes it through FDA clearance at all).

    So in the meantime, if you need some exercise inspiration, let’s admire the beautiful buff bodies of some gay black men in our sexy and sweaty DVD: Black Workout

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    “Unique” Cause of Recent LA Earthquake

    According to researchers at the U.S. Geological Survey in Pasadena, LA’s 5.4-magnitude earthquake on Tuesday was not caused by the usual shift of tectonic plates along the San Andreas Fault. Nor was this earthquake the result of seismic activity along either the smaller Whittier or Chino Faults. In fact, officials are now attributing this earthquake to the backside movements of Unique LaSage, a big-booty black pornstar whose phat ass-clapping antics sent strong shock waves across Southern California.

    “I immediately went and stood under a doorway,” said a 27-year-old grip who worked on the set of Unique’s historic shoot. “I’ve never seen a booty bounce and cause that big of a jolt.”

    Elsewhere, water mains broke and goods fell off store shelves but no serious injuries were reported. Airports, ports, power grids and nearby nuclear power plants all reported no structural damage or interruption in service.

    “It was a hard shake” said the boom mic guy. “I’m still feeling aftershocks.”

    Miss Unique LaSage

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    PARTY WITH PORN.COM @ LAX

    This Wednesday, July 9th, PORN.COM is hosting an incredible party in the VIP section of LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas!

    With special appearances by Featured Star Nikki Benz, Carly Parker and many others!

    Come party with the big dogs!

    LAX Nightclub

    Nikki Benz

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    DAY 3 at Erotica-LA 2008

    On the third day, Rachel Roxxx came back to represent PORN.COM and was joined by the incomparable Tori Black.

    Tori & Rachel on table

    How hot is Tori Black? Look at that face. She’s cheeky, cool and sexy all wrapped into one statuesque package.

    Tori

    Check out Tori shakin’ that ass like a muthafucka!

    Tori shakin’ it.

    She certainly drew quite the crowd!

    Tori draws a crowd

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