Houston we have a problem… some jerks have designed a usb stick that can detect all of the porn on your computer with some fancy scanning software built-in. Even files you thought you safely deleted.

There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is it really does work. The good news is that it only works on photos! The software uses facial, posture, body-part recognition to figure out what’s “porn” and report on it. This is good news if you’re a video-only surfer but bad news if you love your photos. The stick also can’t scan your web history etc… but it will find photo files in your cache… boooo. Read on…

ST. PAUL (AP) — One Minnesota lawmaker wants state employees to stay out of hotels with violent porn while traveling for work.

A bill sponsored by Democratic Sen. Tarryl Clark of St. Cloud could prohibit spending public dollars at in-state hotels or meeting facilities that provide their customers with pornographic materials that link sex with violence. Nonviolent adult movies would be OK. Read on…

Stiller shocked the movie-star filled audience at the Indie Spirit Awards the other night when he brought pornstars on stage to simulate sex while he read out the nominees for the final award of the night. A bid to “maximize ratings” he said.

Stiller said: “It’s being broadcast live, it’s going long and we are late.

“It’s about 1.15am on the east coast. One thing is clear – anyone channel surfing at this hour is looking for porn.

“So in order to maximize the ratings for tonight’s final award, we have some porn stars being as sexy as they can be.” Read on…

Las Vegas/Tampa- A Petition has begun to save the Strippermobile, already consider too Hot for Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, the City of Tampa, Florida recently put the brakes on the stripper mobile, claiming it’s a “registration” issue. “ Everything is completely legal and vaild!” notes Forest Austin from Stripperforme.com, adding “Our rights are being silenced yet again! We’ve been respectful and responsible when and where we’ve driven the bus and now we’re being shutdown for no good reason. Read on…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The U.S. Department of Justice, contrary to the hopes of many adult industry members who voted Democratic in the 2008 election, is apparently still hell-bent on prosecuting adult producers for selling adult movies to consenting adults—but thanks to the excellent legal work of First Amendment attorneys Allan Gelbard and H. Louis Sirkin, the feds may have hit a small roadblock in their continuing quest for power over porn.

At issue is a case titled “In re Grand Jury Investigation of Possible Violation of 18 U.S.C. §1461 et seq,” which all followers of adult legal issues will recognize as legalese for an investigation of “Mailing obscene or crime-inciting matter.” Read on…

A Texas college campus is locked in a fierce debate after a group of students launched the “smut for smut” campaign, trading bibles and other religious texts for porn.

Atheist students at the University of Texas at San Antonio announced that any student over the age of 18 will receive pornographic materials if they trade in religious materials. Read on…

It seems the hacker that set Moscow billboards to display a porn-scene last month has been busted. The suspected hacker from Novorossiisk caused havoc with traffic when he hacked into the advertising billboard’s systems and played a porn clip.
He hasn’t been identified by name, but a 41 year old unemployed dude from Novorossiisk has been arrested.
The pornographic video appeared on a tall electronic billboard in Moscow’s Garden Ring Road on Jan. 14, which brought traffic to a halt and had pedestrians filming the episode on their cell phones.
According to the Interfax news service, police say the suspect had previously worked as a systems administrator but had been laid off.
The hacker was apparently just bored and thought he’d try his hand breaking into a few systems for kicks.
Just a suggestion to think about while he’s being butt-fucked in a Russian gulag… next time just surf porn when you’re bored. It never fails!

An internet survey has revealed that 75% of women are fucking less. Longer working hours and stress-filled lives are to blame the Sun says, but the women are making up for it by being wilder in the sack and increasing porn consumption.
This is good news for everyone! (mostly)
Despite the reduction in sex, 76% of women now admit to watching porn alone or with their partner. This should bode well for our subscribers who are afraid to approach the “porn question” with their significant other. If 76% of women watch porn, and 103% of men watch porn – odd are you’ll be ok!
The survey of 4,200 women also revealed that they are very likely to dress up in sexy outfits and engage in role play. The French Maid is the most popular costume followed by the Slutty Nurse and Police Officer.
Good News for Guys: less than 5% of women are concerned about how long you can hold out. Showing once again that it’s the QUALITY of the sex that matters.

Belladonna is really sweet in real life, and in this interview looks a lot like Rachel Weiss don’t you think?

Interview from Pornochromatic

Boys and girls alike should beware. The next time you start up a flirtatious relationship online you might be talking to your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend… It’s a common thing for a suspicious partner to do – send in a girlfriend to test you out, or send some flirty texts to test you.

Check the full-text to see what you could be in for…

After 90 years, The Beaver magazine has announced it will change its name after a losing battle with online porn filters. It turns out most folks searching for “beaver” online are not looking for a historical periodical about Canada! “Nearly a century ago, it probably seemed the perfect name for a magazine about the fur trade and Canada’s northwest frontier,” the publisher Deborah Morrison lamented. “There was only one interpretation for the word then.” Ha, we’re surprised this didn’t happen sooner. Starting with the April/May issue, The Beaver will be called the less raunchy-sounding Canada’s History—and will stop confusing pervs who want fanny-flashing Britney pics.

I don’t know why Australians put up with so much porn censorship. What on earth could they have against women with small tits? Small tits don’t sag over time – they are awesome! Something to be treasured not banned!! That’s right – banned.

The Classification Board for the country’s porn industry is working on new legislation that will ban porn with female ejaculation and/or small breasts. That’s right – a double-whammy!

This comes not long after Britain is looking to ALLOW female ejaculation scenes.

Customs officers are being advised to confiscate any porn with small breasted women and/or female ejaculation scenes. So if you’re Australian and into itty-bitty-titties and squirting now’s the time to get a job at customs! You can spend your days hunting for your favorite porn! Sounds like a great deal to me tho bathroom breaks might run a little long…
Squirting Photos to Fuck Australia and more reading…