Lindsay Marie

I won’t apologize for being madly in love with Lindsay Marie. It’s her fault. Just look at her. She’s so goddamn sweet.

I wouldn’t feel bad about pulling her hair tho. I bet she’ll throw her head back, let out the cutest gasp and then give the eye like “you’re so bad”. Hells ya.

Lindsay Marie where were you at Internext? Goddamn it girl!

Anyway – I think we can all agree that when you can’t get the actual girl – her porn videos will do nicely. We even have a cute interview Lindsay did with Penny Flame on one of our shoots.

Just in case you’re not sure which TV comedy is the best. Stewie has some ideas and I really think, for your own safety, you should listen to him. At least hear him out.

And another thing – there really is no contest. I’d fuck Lois before anyone on the office.

Porn.com On the Road

It’s been a while since I had a chance to post, and I’ve got so much to say. I don’t know where to start.

Instead of starting at the beginning – let’s do it magazine style – we’ll start at the best parts and jump around till I’m not sure what’s been seen and what hasn’t.

There were girls, jets, food, champagne, casinos and customer service. Let’s start with the girls and jets…

The Pdot team has been traveling a lot lately. We’re trying to hammer out the best deals from our suppliers and bring you the best in Porn. It’s what we do and we don’t mind suffering for our art – if it means heading to Miami.

A lot of people whined that Internext 2009 was smaller than previous years. I like to think of it as having been more intimate. We met some really great people and ate some amazing steaks at the Westin. The “Tomahawk” bone-in-ribeye really lived up to its name! We love the Westin and the staff at Hollywood Prime – amazing customer service!!

Ahhh, Columbian Girls....

One of the newer sites was promoting the crap out of themselves again this year and thank God for that! We all needed a good dose of bikini girls. Like most “bikini” girls are these events they are practically insulted if you don’t demand they take off their tops. I got caught with my pants down (I wish! Really just without my camera) and had to make do with my old iPhone. The pix aren’t great – but you get the idea.

Some really tiny Puerto Rican girl won. She was about 103lbs with the cutest butt. I didn’t get a pic, sorry… hands were in my pants. The little-butt-slut was shy about taking her top off, which is strange. Strange because we saw her walking funny the next morning like she won “fuckdoll of the year” in some lucky dude’s suite.

That motorboating sonofabitch….

As our time in Miami drew to a close we were offered a special ride to visit some associates a little further South. The said “Jet”, we said “HELLS YA!” and off we went in search of Caribbean pornstars and hell, maybe even another cute Puerto Rican. That jet at the top of the post was our ride – that’s no google images faker!! (Well, the logo is just covering the callsign)

I like to joke that the PORN.com head office is actually inside of a hollowed-out volcano. It’s not really, it’s levitating over the top of an active volcano. Surrounded by mutant unicorns guarding our vaults of porn. Ok, well, the vault part is real for sure, but believe what you like. I think I’ll get a pic of the vaults, they are pretty cool actually….

Anyway…. I digest…

Here’s an aerial pic of the Caribbean office. You can see distinctly how there is a line where everything is “darker”. We do that so we don’t get glare on our screens when we watch porn.

We all had a fabulous time and got some solid business done as well. On the Monday night (while you were jerking it to Nicole Grey’s new scene, we were at the Casino whooping it up. I don’t know how you calculate whether you came out ahead or behind when you go. I am terrible at simple math and I can’t add/subtract dates or times. I’m limited. When I go out if I have more in my pocket at the end, then I did well. We all managed to leave with more money than we came in with, tho when you factor in the bottles of champagne and the ATM visits….. the math may not really ‘add up’.

Speaking of that Nicole Grey video, I saw a lot of people had trouble watching it, which is odd because it works fine for all of us. If you’re having trouble – drop me a line. It’s a SUPER HOT video and I’d hate for anyone to miss it.

That about covers the bulk of our travels, you don’t really want to know the story of how we hit some major turbulence and the jet actually rolled, or how $50,000 wager turned out. Nah, you stopped reading a while ago so I’ll let those stories sit a while….

K