From our who-cares-they-were-gross-anyways file comes a report that Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have officially called off their engagement. According to a spokesperson for Nicollette, she couldn’t take his new hair cut and desperately missed the balding mullet, while Bolton’s rep said he just got tired of ordering her new body parts from Pep Boys and mistakenly used her Restylane as toothpaste one too many times.

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton

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