Anna Nova

Maybe I’m a sucker for black fishnets, but this scene is beyond hot! Anna Nova is one dirty-minded brunette who knows how to suck and fuck with the best of them. From her hands-free deep throating action to her fantastic gagging, this lady knows how to give a sloppy blowjob. But what makes Anna Nova really happy is some serious anal play. Watch as she bends over to get her asshole fingered before she’s fucked hard up the ass doggy style. She then rides him anal cowgirl, and gives him some nasty ass to mouth. This chick loves every position, and even lets our stunt cock titty fuck her before she lays back to have her bald pussy eaten out. After some anal pile driving, she finally opens her mouth to take a creamy load and swallows every last drop.

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Blond Coed Loves Her Fucking Machine

Super cute and petite blond Leah Luv is a little nervous about trying out her first fuck machine, but her curiosity is about to get the best of her. Blessed with a tiny frame and small boobs, delicious Leah first investigates the pussy pounder carefully, then slowly lowers her perfectly shaved pussy onto the stiff robo-cock. With her sexy, striped knee-high stockings, she almost looks younger than her tender 18 years, and certainly looks very naive as to what it about to happen. She turns the machine on low at first to get used to the feeling of the thrusting inside her tight hole, and quickly takes a liking to it. Before long she’s riding it like an old pro. Highly Recommended.

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According to researchers at the U.S. Geological Survey in Pasadena, LA’s 5.4-magnitude earthquake on Tuesday was not caused by the usual shift of tectonic plates along the San Andreas Fault. Nor was this earthquake the result of seismic activity along either the smaller Whittier or Chino Faults. In fact, officials are now attributing this earthquake to the backside movements of Unique LaSage, a big-booty black pornstar whose phat ass-clapping antics sent strong shock waves across Southern California.

“I immediately went and stood under a doorway,” said a 27-year-old grip who worked on the set of Unique’s historic shoot. “I’ve never seen a booty bounce and cause that big of a jolt.”

Elsewhere, water mains broke and goods fell off store shelves but no serious injuries were reported. Airports, ports, power grids and nearby nuclear power plants all reported no structural damage or interruption in service.

“It was a hard shake” said the boom mic guy. “I’m still feeling aftershocks.”

Miss Unique LaSage

Behold, the incredible talking pussy:

If you would like to ask this snatch some questions, it will be available for a live chat session on July 31st @ 3PM.

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Sure you’ve seen the whole MILF seduces the pool boy scene before. But you’ve never seen Cheyenne Hunter looking this fucking fine with her perfectly tanned, oily body in a teeny weeny bikini glistening in the hot Californian sun! She’s looks phenomenal! Just looking at this screenshot might be enough to make you gizz in your pants! Fortunately, we have more to offer than just a still shot…we’ve got the full scene from Who’s Your Mommie ready for your viewing pleasure! Watch and learn as this mature lady teaches our young stud a few new tricks. This scene is ridiculously hot and features some of the best ass fucking I’ve seen in a long time!

Things Your Car Is Saying About You:

Acura: “I value luxury, but I’m too bland for German cars”

Audi: “I believe in quiet sophistication”

Buick: “I love my grandkids”

BMW 3 Series: “I don’t have sex on the first date”

BMW 5 Series: “I won’t go down on you”

BMW 7 Series: “I expect you to go down on me on the first date”

Cadillac: “Retirement Rocks”

Cadillac (when driven by someone under 25): “I’ve got a kilo of coke in my trunk”

Chevy Camaro: “I enjoy beating the hell out of people”

Chevy Corvette: “I’m in a mid-life crisis”

Chevy Cavalier: “I’m prone to hissy fits”

Dodge Neon: “A car is basically about getting from point A to point B, right?”

Dodge Viper: “Don’t ask me what I do for a living. Seriously”

Ferrari: “I am known to prematurely ejaculate”

Ford Mustang: “I have a very short temper”

Ford Truck: “I dare you to cut me off”

Honda Civic: “I just graduated and have no credit yet”

Honda Accord: “I lack any originality whatsoever, and I’m fine with that”

Hummer H2: “The environment? Fuck the environment!”

Hyundai Tiburon: “I delivered pizza for 4 years to get this car”

Jaguar: “I’m late for my 8:30 tee off”

Jeep: “Just cause I like going to the beach with dudes doesn’t mean I’m gay”

Kia: “I don’t give a damn about JD Power or his fucking reports”

Lamborghini: “I only have one testicle”

Lexus SC 430: “My husband was such an asshole”

Lincoln Navigator: “I have a 3 inch penis”

Mercedes SL AMG: “I own Porn.com”

Mercury Grand Marquis: “I live for bingo”

Mini: “My life is so much fun you probably want to be my friend”

Oldsmobile Alero: “My boyfriend is a control freak, but I love him”

Pontiac Sunfire: “I start the 11th grade in the fall”

Porsche: “Look at me, not my bald spot”

Range Rover: “I’m so rich, I’ll pay 100K for a car that is in the shop 280 days/year”

Saab: “I’m a pseudo intellectual”

Toyota Camry: “I lead a very boring life”

VW Beetle: “I’m going to my yoga class”

Volvo: “I’m a professor at the university”

Volvo wagon: “I’m scared of my wife”

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Featuring a slew of Euro stars like Caroline Lord , Gena Marble , Kelly Temple , Lora Croft , Mayara Rodrigues , Natalie Heart , Penny Lane , Raquel Fox , Sierra Stevens , Silva Spring , Tiffany Love , Mario , Max Pain , Paulo, Rear Access from Critical X is all about the anal. While some of the scenes feel a bit contrived (hey, it’s porn), the sex is fucking phenomenal. Our personal favorite scene features short haired Lora Croft getting freaky in a doctor’s waiting room. HOT!

Jasmine Tame is one bad ass, sexy blonde. Blessed with a beautiful set of tits and a plump, round ass, this girl knows how to work it and loves interracial sex. Watch as she pulls her black lingerie to the side to reveal her perfectly tight little asshole and meaty pussy. Then indulge as both get stretched beyond belief! This hottie worships black dick, and you can tell by the way she deepthroats that she can’t get enough. See her spit on it and stroke it before bouncing hard on his big black cock. Her ass gets ripped apart before she dines on a massive load of warm cum.  Highly Recommended!

Some sage advice from the strip club veterans at PORN.COM:

• Unless you’ve established a rapport, never ask a dancer, “So what’s your real name?” Respect her right to anonymity. For all she knows you could be the psycho stalker-type.
• Unless you work for the IRS, never ask a girl how much money she makes. And, really, if you’re that dying to know, she probably makes more than you do anyway.
• Don’t try to be her savior. “Let me help you. I know a few people. I could get you a real job.” Look, if she wants help, she’ll ask for it. Don’t assume that she’s dancing because she’s desperate or that she has no other source of income.
• Don’t try to guilt trip her. “You’re too good for this. Does your father know you do this? Are you happy with yourself?” It’s a job, like any other. She knows her worth - don’t preach to the choir.
• And if you suspect she’s a single mom, don’t ask about her kid(s) unless you want to look like a creep.
• If a girl asks you if you want a private dance, tell her the honest truth. Don’t say “maybe later,” when you really mean, “no.” And, by the way, a “no, thank you,” is always the more polite response.
• If you want to get the attention of a dancer, never yell out, “Yo!” or “Hey You!” And, don’t point at her and call her over with your index finder like a high school vice principal. If you want a girl to dance for you, politely say, “Excuse me, are you available for a private dance right now?”
• Also, never ask one girl to get you another girl. “Hey Nicky, can you go get Jade and tell her I want a dance?” Dude, get off your fat ass and get her yourself.
• Don’t think you’re too cool to clap. Always remember to applaud after each stage dance ( all the girls take notice of this) - but don’t be an obnoxious clapper either. That means, no tiny golf claps or those excessively loud & slow weirdo claps. Just clap normal.
• If your friend has paid for his own table dance, don’t ogle her. It’s his dance, not yours. If you wanted one, cheap ass, you should have paid for it. And to the guy who actually paid for the table dance, take heed: spend the extra ten or twenty and get a private dance next time.
• No coaching! Just because you’ve paid for a dance, doesn’t mean you’re now her Bobby Knight. “Bend over!”, “Spread your legs more!”, “Put those tits in my face!”, “Let me see more pink!”. Relax there, Spielberg, she’s doesn’t need a director. And don’t tell a professional how to do her job.
• Don’t go to the club after eating shwarma. Nothing is a bigger turn-off to a dancer than bad breath. As for body odor, if you know you have some, buy ONE of spray of cologne from the Nigerian bathroom attendant before you get a private dance. Just don’t give yourself a European shower.
• Avoid sitting in the Erection Section/Perverts Row (first row nearest stage). You will seem too eager and your drool might cause her to slip in those 3-inch clear plastic heels.
• If you are one of those poor souls that is genetically programmed to climb on stage and lie on your back with money in your mouth (see: loser), at least make sure you’re offering BILLS and not COINS!
• Same goes for any tip you might leave a dancer at a table or in the VIP. As a rule, if it jingles, keep it in your pocket.
• Don’t ask for a FREE dance. Not even if it’s your birthday. You wouldn’t work pro bono at your job just because it was one of your client’s birthdays…why should she?
• Don’t act like a big shot…even if you are one. Remember, the strip club is the Great Equalizer. Inside, you’re like everyone else - just another client. She has the power, not you. So, check your ego at the door and you’ll have a much more enjoyable night.
• Only trash flashes cash. So don’t count your money in front of her. She’s not impressed by your big wad of 10s rolled up in that one hundie.
• Respect her boundaries. If she says don’t touch, then don’t. And for god’s sake, don’t blow in her ears, you boner.
• By the way, Pee Wee, while she’s giving you a dance, don’t start rubbing on your fly! Nothing grosses her out faster.
• Don’t bring your GF or wife to the club if she’s insecure about your relationship or her own body. It can be quite intimidating for a woman to watch a pro at work, and it can make the dancer feel all sympathetic and awkward.
• Don’t play the pity card. If your GF just broke up with you, if you lost your job, if you hate your parents…don’t burden the dancer with your problems. She’s not a shrink and you will make a really wimpy first impression.
• Remember, this place is eat in, not TAKE OUT. She’s a dancer, not an escort. So don’t ask her to come back to your hotel. No matter how much chemistry (see: coke) you two may have, she really doesn’t want to meet her future boyfriend at the club anyway (makes a bad story). So, play it cool and don’t come on too strong at the end of the night.

They’re called Gentlemen’s Clubs for a reason. Start acting like one, and you’ll have an unforgettable time.

P.S. Stay tuned for our upcoming announcement about the PORN.COM Strip Club Tour!!