Everyone is going on and on about the anniversary of the Sony Walkman and what it did to make music portable. It’s all over the BBC and blogs. Oh wow, it was so big, but so small. Yay for Sony.

I like music but most importantly - the walkman is the great-grandfather of portable porn. The idea that music could be made small enough to carry around started us on the road to mobile porn. For years cellphones have been able to hold porn videos. MP3 players could hold files and it took Apple’s iPod to really bring us an easy way to watch porn on the go. Or rather in the bathroom.
Sneaking a magazine into the bathroom (and out) was never easy. You’d roll it into your sock around your leg. Maybe inside your pants under your shirt. And then where the hell do you put it to enjoy it? It would slide off your thigh onto the floor. Not your phone. Phones stay put. They have sex videos with sound! Hells ya!
So forget about the walkman and what it did for music and show it some respect for bringing us the ultimate in joy - mobile pornography.

Thank-you Pornography

1. Graphics - since the early days of BBSs porn users have demanded naked ladies. Remember ASCI nudies? o8-<=
2. Streaming Video - your business videoconferencing software exists because of advances in streaming porn videos. Users demand the best and the porn industry has always given the people what they want.
3. High Speed Internet - highspeed is great for doing homework but we know why you upgraded - porn.
4. ECommerce - porn sites were the poineers of online payment systems and ecommerce. Without porn, would there be an Amazon?
5. SPAM - well, we don’t do that here but we all know that sex and spam go hand in hand with a bottle of Viagra.
6. Internet Filtering - from the very beginning, filtering has been trying to stamp out porn access for workers.
7. Advertising- remember pop-ups? Something else PORN.com doesn’t use but online ads have been a staple of porn.
8. P2P Networking - yea, the RIAA gets all upset about you downloading the latest music but that’s not really what’s going on. Over 60% of files shares in P2P networks are porn videos and pictures.

PORN.COM Loves Pornstars’ Birthdays

It seems that the type of people most likely to bring up a girl who winds up in porn do not fuck in November. Which (check my math) would have produced some July pornstars.
This month we bring to you two FAME award winners from 2009 and some hot-as-hell porn video actresses you know well. If you don’t, now’s your chance to see something new.

Enjoy the girls and don’t forget to honor their birthday suits! Continue reading for this month’s birthdays…

You can HIDE me if you like!

Firefox 3.5 is finally here!

You Internet Explorer users have been able to surf porn in a Private & Protected mode for months! Finally the Firefox geeks have caught up and created “Private Browsing” for Firefox 3.5

What Private Browsing will not Keep

• Visited pages: No pages will be added to the list of sites in the History menu, the Library window’s History list, or the Smart Location Bar’s address list.
• Form and Search Bar entries: Nothing you enter into text boxes on web page forms or the Search bar will be added to the list of entries for Form autocomplete.
• Passwords: no passwords will be automatically filled in during the your Private Browsing session, and no new passwords will be saved.
• Download List entries: No files you download will remain in the list in the Downloads window after you turn off Private Browsing.
• Cookies: Files created by websites, that store information on your computer, such as your preferences when visiting that site (when a website has a “remember this” checkbox, it is using a cookie) will not be stored
• Web cache files: No temporary Internet files or cached files from web pages will be saved until you turn off Private Browsing.

Learn how to use Private Browsing in Firefox 3.5 to safely surf porn

Did you make it out to Erotic LA in Los Angeles for the 3rd annual FAME awards? If you did - send me some pix!

I didn’t make it out this year but I do have the results of this porn-viewer driven awards show. Here at PORN.com we bring you the best we can, here are this year’s award winners.

Favorite Female Star: Tera Patrick

Dirtiest Girl in Porn: Jenna Haze

Read on for the rest of the FAME winners

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Stormy Daniels' Award Winning Tits

Recently recognized at the 2009 FAME awards for “Favorite Breasts”, adult entertainer and star of many porn videos Stormy Daniels is considering running for office in her home state of Louisiana.

Stormy is on a “listening tour” to help her make a decision on whether or not to run against Republican Sen. David Vitter. This is Daniel’s second phase of her tour.

Stormy is going to be visiting a gun store, a hunting supply store and a restaurant this week. Surprisingly the strip-club tour is part of her “unofficial lusting tour” Stormy is hoping to speak with local citizens about their concerns regarding… guns and… her tits.

Well done!

Sabrina Rose - Adult Wallpaper

Enjoy this free porn wallpaper courtesy of PORN.com, it’s one of the last we’ve got left for a while! Sabrina Rose is one lithe hottie who has yet to do hardcore. We’re hoping Sabrina will make the jump from lesbian movies to DP sometime soon.

We have been giving away free porn wallpaper for a few months now - collect the whole set! We had Marie Luv, Georgia Jones, Rachel Roxxx and a host of other sexy women of porn.

Just wait and see, the ladies coming up soon I think are the best yet!!

Read on for all the pornstar wallpaper you can eat!

Porn Has Limits…

Hardcore porn has many uses. All of them to bring pleasure but there are limits.

In Phoenixville this week 27-year-old Michael Buck (his real name) was tired of people hanging out near his yard. So this moron turned on a hardcore porn video and cranked up the volume. Needless to say his yard and the area around his house was vacated immediately like a bomb went off.

He didn’t stop there. The suburbian genius blasted the soundtrack so it could be heard up to a block-and-a-half away. This of course brought in the police and obscenity charges. Honestly - how high was he?

Which brings me to the point. There are limits to what porn can do for you. Let me outline a few things porn videos can and can not do for you.

Lube up - we have liftoff

Exclusive PORN.com DVD Release

We are proud to announce the latest in Big Tits porn dvds - Big Tits Like Big Dicks! If you wanted to watch these exclusive vids on the big screen - now you can!!

Starring Shyla Stylez, Candy Manson, Carmella Bing, Audrey Bitoni and Puma Swede. This DVD will knock your socks off and cause you to lube one up!

Even better, pick up a Puma Swede Fleshlight and fuck along with the sexy scenes!

There is a bonus scene with Shy Love from XXX at Work. The workplace has never been so sexy.

More than meets the eye...

Transformers 2 - Balls to the Wall

I have to admit. I haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet. I have been planning on it. Not on the top of my list tho. I’m waiting on GI Joe. Until now.

It seems the animators slipped in a little something. Well, two somethings…

In a review of the film, it’s noted that during the big robot battle climax - there’s a little extra bits….

Could this be the first step towards Robot Porn in the mainstream? You can bet that PORN.COM will be the first to film a robotic porn scene. Oh yea baby!! Domo Origato Mr Roboto!

You be the judge. Read on…

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Google Removes “Offensive Material”

This week Google and China announced they will be blocking “offensive content”, especially porn sites from Google.cn

This is the latest step in China’s attempts to cut off its citizens’ access to internet porn. Native sites operating within China’s borders have been, and are being systematically shut down. Owners of such websites are looking at prison time.

People often forget that although your toothpaste and car parts came from China, freedom and democracy comes from the French.

Last week Chinese officials announced that all new PC’s sold in the country must have internet filters installed. The internet filters are designed to block offensive material (like porn and democratic sites)

I say “Nay!”, let’s show the commie bastards that porn rules. Sit down, grab a beer and let’s watch some lesbian porn videos. It’s our goddamn right!!!

Continue for the Uncensored Pic (cause we can)

Scorching Hot Misa

Misa is a new addition to the PORN.COM pictures area. Misa is our our Random Porn Model of the day!

Name that Pornstar!

I would buy just about anything advertised by porn movie actresses. Even if I didn’t need it. While we do not in any way endorse the product of the company above. We definitely endorse big tits at work. Any kind of sex at work - we’re in.

Can you tell me who is in this video? (obvious one HINT)

Top 12 Excuses If You Get Caught Watching Porn

Abbey Brooks Loves Porn

It’s nearly unavoidable. Your well planned routine of privacy and fantasy could come crashing down. While it won’t happen to everyone, never underestimate the unpredictability of your wife/girlfriend/room-mate/parents/neighbor and their ability to spoil a great porn video session.

After exhaustive research we have complied a list of excellent excuses should you get caught. It’s important to note that you should attempt to bounce the embarrassment back to the other person. Don’t let them stand over you wagging their finger.

1. “I’m doing research for project on Pornography and it’s effect on Women’s Rights for my night school class. They suggested porn movies as a good source of information.”
2. “I wanted to see how women pleasure themselves so I can better pleasure you. I’m doing this for you.”
3. “I am studying the female form for art class. We’re doing a series on eroticism. Do you think this is a good representation?”
4. “It’s one of those internet popups, I was shopping for jewelery for you and typed in ‘pearl necklace‘ and it just keeps coming back!! Do you know why that would happen?” Keep reading for the full list and the moral of the story…
   
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Congratulations Paul - our 100th Twitter Follower!

Even Madison Scott Tweets!!

At Porn.com we love twitter. We tweet our brains out about all the cool porn we post every day. Because… well, we can. What can I say, we have amazing porn-filled lives!!

If you’d like to inject some FREE PORN into your life - start following us on Twitter today!! When we reach 150 followers we will give EVERY ONE of our followers a secret code. This secret code will allow all our Twitter followers 5 days free access to PORN.COM !!!

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